SOCIETY FOR THE PRESERVATION OF SANITYIN UNOFFICIAL IT ADMINS

The Society for the Preservation of Sanity
in Unofficial IT Admins

Officium Non Petitum, Semper Assumptum

Membership Roster

Current standing membership: one (1).

The Society maintains an open roster, in the sense that it is technically open and has never once needed the second column.

Member No. 001Status: Active, occasionally reluctantly.
Jurisdiction: Wherever the router is.
Term: Indefinite, pending the invention of a resignation process.

Applications for additional membership are not currently being accepted, largely because the Society has yet to determine what a second member would even be for.